Feel older, he’s 43 now.
Didn’t realize he’s a Founder.
Odo, when he realizes 95% of the crime on Deep Space Nine is because of Quark.
Wait, Macaulay Culkin is older than me? I somehow feel young. I thought I was older than I must’ve been when My Girl came out. Awesome!
My Girl will do that to you. I walked into the theater a 6-year-old boy and walked out an 80-year-old, world-weary war vet, like Matt Damon at the end of Saving Private Ryan.
No shit. The filmmakers were really like, “let’s give all these kids a bunch of trauma. Nothing like the sobbing of the under 10 crowd to pump us up!”
Shit, I just rewatched it this past weekend and at 42 years of age it still brought me to tears. Just absolutely losing my shit bawling. Goddammit.
My sister watched it with her daughter (who I think is like 8). At the end of the film, my sister was in floods of tears, and her daughter was pissing herself laughing.
Running around the house going “His glasses, he can’t see without his glasses!”, doing the accent and everything.
Tom Hanks in Big vibes.
I’m here to remind you of those random pains to bring you back to reality when it comes to that whole ‘feel young’ thing.
What’s your address? I just wanna talk…
But literally because my decrepit ass did 4 squats 2 days ago and my thighs still hurt, so it’s not like I could fight anyone.
I’m younger, huzzah!
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Whew. I thought he was older looking than me when I saw Home Alone at the drive-in.
I thought he was older than me. Now I feel really old.
Nah bro, he’s definitely like 6 or 7 years old.
I didn’t get this because I didn’t know at all who he was. You’re all definitely old.
Don’t worry. Your time will come
Edit: I mean hopefully lol
Hey (and I say this with all the love in the world), kindly go fuck yourself.
Now where’s my Ovaltine…
I’m old, but I still don’t know who that person is. I guess I just missed that piece of culture.
You have never seen or heard about Home Alone?
I have. I suppose you’re telling me that this is the kid? Fair enough. I don’t recognise the picture or the name of the person.
That is correct. It’s okay, recognising Macaulay Culkin isn’t a prerequisite, you can still be old with us!
The first time I saw his name written out, I didn’t recognize it. I’m a few years younger than him with older siblings, so I heard his name before I was conceptualizing spelling and I don’t know what I pictured, but it wasn’t that. I think maybe McCall E. Caulking?
1983 ftw
Greatest year ever.
Omg there are people like me here!
Mac has been on a few things in the last couple years. I recall seeing him on Mark Rober’s channel and Angry Video Game Nerd. He’s still great.
Am I missing something here?
1990 + 40 = 2030
Unless I woke up 6 years in the future, the math in the pic isn’t mathing
He was born in 1980
You’re thinking of 90s babies, not 90s kids!
It’s about Macaulay Culkin.
Ah, makes sense now, thanks
1990 is when the first home alone movie came out
He was 10 in 1990
Fully I was like holy shit shit 1990s kids are 40??? Then remembered I was born in 1992.
That wasn’t so bad. I’m just 3 years older than that child actor that still can grow no real beard. To speak with Doc Holliday: Me? I’m in my prime.
I apologize in advance for the Tik Tok link but this clip nails this and that’s just where it’s hosted.
