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minus-square𝕯𝖎𝖕𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖙@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up50arrow-down1·9 months agoDear police: you cannot check the welfare of someone by shooting them with your gun. Thanks, ACAB.
minus-squareouRKaoSlinkfedilinkarrow-up20·9 months agoActually you can… It’s just that the welfare check will result with “dead”. Schrodinger could have shot the box a bunch & figured out the cat’s welfare…
minus-square𝕯𝖎𝖕𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖙@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·9 months agoCapital punishment as social welfare.
minus-squarestarman2112@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 months agoReminds me of that joke about the hunters in the woods. “911, what’s your emergency?” Help, my friend got bit by a snake and I think he’s dead! “Keep calm, and make sure if he’s actually dead.” BLAM Okay, he’s definitely dead
Dear police: you cannot check the welfare of someone by shooting them with your gun. Thanks, ACAB.
Actually you can… It’s just that the welfare check will result with “dead”.
Schrodinger could have shot the box a bunch & figured out the cat’s welfare…
Capital punishment as social welfare.
Reminds me of that joke about the hunters in the woods.
“911, what’s your emergency?”
Help, my friend got bit by a snake and I think he’s dead!
“Keep calm, and make sure if he’s actually dead.”
BLAM
Okay, he’s definitely dead