• palordrolap
      15•5 months ago

      Remind me: Why can’t they simply turn their opponent upside down then punch them above the belt.

      Scene:

      Moustache boxer hugs and flips belt guy onto ropes. Not a punch. Gotta be legal.

      Cut to shocked spectators.

      CRUNCH.

      Shocked faces turn to winces and grimaces. Except maybe one guy who’s amazed or creepily excited.

      • MacN'CheezusEnglish
        3•5 months ago

        Because it’s boxing, not wrestling.

        Why do you think clinches always get broken up by the ref?