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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 年前

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    It looks like someone crossbred a VW Bus with a panda bear then startled it.

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      I mean, you gotta have a hobby 🤷

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    It’s pretty disgusting that here in 2024 they would still use outdated and inappropriate terms like horsepower and foot-pounds.

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      For some reason one of my calc classes in college used imperial instead of metric and it really highlighted the absurdity of it

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      Footpounding is a legitimate, if waning, practice.

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    not a single gay or young person on whatever team decided the name lmao

    or maybe there were some, giggling in the background

    • undeffeined@lemmy.ml
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      We had a project once called Asset Analytics which the steering team decided to shorten to AssAnal. It lasted a couple of months until it was changed to metrics

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        I bet a certain Analyst/Therapist was involved in that.

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        I can barely imagine how funny that must have been

      • Patches@sh.itjust.works
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        They knew

    • Rayspekt@kbin.social
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      Some of these names must be handed to the higher-ups with pure malicious intent, I love it

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        Not malitious - this is a case of chaotic good. If it’s funny and harms noone, roll with it!

        • Ann Archy@lemmy.worldBanned from community
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          Sure, corporations love to run wild and fun with their marketing…

          • LemmysMum@lemmy.world
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            The ones that make memorable marketing do.

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          • malicious
          • no one
  • Annoyed_🦀 @monyet.cc
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    It’s called an XBus now. Yes it’s not better.

    But this is actually a pretty cool ev, the bed is swappable.

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      The next one will be called xbus 360, then xbus one, then one s…

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      The day is saved, we found a totally not memable name for our vehicle.

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      Would possibly create some confusion in Denmark where the public inter-region busses are called X-Bus…

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      I don’t get it. Please tell me the double entendere of “XBus.”

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        XXXbus

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    i don’t know what bussy means and at this point I’m to afraid to ask.

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      boy pussy, so just a man’s ass

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        I’ve also heard both “back” and “butt.”

      • Herbal Gamer@sh.itjust.works
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        thank you

      • HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        And then there’s wussy, or woman bussy

      • madcaesar@lemmy.world
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        Ooooohhh 🤣

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      “A calzone could also be called a pizzussy”

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        i am learning so much today

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          The more you knussy

      • BossDj@lemm.ee
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        This is the funniest damn wiki entry I’ve ever seen.

        …different uses of the suffix, such as the merging of “Margaret Thatcher” with “-ussy” to create the portmanteau Thatchussy.[2] Other examples include clussy (clown and pussy) and grussy (Grinch and pussy).[2]: 6

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    Just 20 HP? I need something that is able to survive while I’m farming. At least give us 40 HP.

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      It has plenty of MP and protective spells, though…

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        It’s supposed to be a tank class, who decided to make it a mage?

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          Dave. You know how he gets sometimes…

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      I think thats room for plenty members of parliament

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      Don’t worry, older tractors used to have 25Hp. You’ll be fine.

      • Ann Archy@lemmy.worldBanned from community
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        You speak like someone who never had a giant rat infestation in the cabbage patch not far from here

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          I prefer to constrain any rat infestations I have within my cellar thank you very much.

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    So how many people fit inside your ebussy?

    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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      At least 7

      • Ann Archy@lemmy.worldBanned from community
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        At once, or consecutively?

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          That’ll stretch you out like a turkey on Thanksgiving.

          • Ann Archy@lemmy.worldBanned from community
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            laoul

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      All right! Shut up a second and I’ll tell you! Jesus! I didn’t freak out like this when you told me how many girls you fucked!

      • Herr Woland@lemmy.world
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        Hey! my girlfriend fit 36 people in his ebussy!

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          In a row?!

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            Try not to suck any more dicks on your way through the parking lot.

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    20 Hit points for a car isn’t much if we’re going by traditional RPG metrics, but I suppose I’m not sure what the creators were using as a template when they made it.

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      Depends on how traditional you want to get. The original metric was the number of 14" shells something could survive. Given that, 20 seems pretty good for a car.

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        So the average human is, what, 0.05 HP?

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          Originally, 1 HP.

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      How do we know it’s RPG and not RTS?

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      But that attack… Nnngh.

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    They renamed it

    https://www.motortrend.com/news/xbus-modular-electric-van-system/

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      Truly a sad day in history

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      The XBUSSY

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    I hate EV torque ratings. They’re not even remotely comparable to ICE vehicles.

    The power ratings for the eBussy don’t adhere to SAE-J2908, btw.

    Please at least use SAE-J2908.

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      Where do they even measure this, is it at the wheels?

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        You measure the bussy.

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        Exactly my point. You get it.

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    It’s X-bus nor ebusses

    x bus official website site

    I found it’s a nice concept, manually remplaçable battery, modulable, light and long autonomy

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      Is it really modular if it doesn’t have lego compatible nubs

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      remplaçable

      bom gia

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      I was excited about it as well… in 2021. They’re never going to build these and if/when they do, it will bomb hard. It has become way too expensive and there are cheaper real electric cars now. There isn’t a market for these overpriced quads anymore. Only ones going to drive these are those with a death wish.

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    Either it’s max defensive and evasion, or it’s the glassiest glasscannon since power-trick Shuckle.

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      I wonder what its typing is.

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    Finally, I can have a bussy.

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    Yeah, fuck those imperial units.

    Lb-Ft, pfff …

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    Me and the boys entering the eBussy:

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