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MacN'Cheezus to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

So versatile and convenient

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So versatile and convenient

MacN'Cheezus to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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    Wait what’s that guy on the left doing lmao

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      What don’t your understand about ALL PURPOSE?

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      Kneading his dough… O_o

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      Floueshlight.

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      I… don’t think we really want to know?

      Possibly similar to the guy on the far right.

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      All Pumping Flour

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    Who’s the artist? Why isn’t this masterpiece signed?

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    They say that, but can you use it to cure lupus?

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      Not sure, but if you spread it in a circle around you the gluten intolerant will not come near you.

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        My wife’s best friend is gluten intolerant.

        I appreciate the handy tip.

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          I bet you could trap her in a summoning circle like a demon and make her grant you wishes or something. Like, I dunno, paint my chicken coop and I’ll let you out of the gluten.

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      False advertising strikes again…

      • MTK@lemmy.world
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        You can use the flour to strike again!

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          The all-purpose flour strikes back

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    You can use it as toilet paper.

    Mind you, it’s not very effective.

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      Instructions unclear, now I have an even whiter ass. Also something doesn’t feel right.

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        Throw in the washer, tumble dry low.

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        Don’t forget, you can always go to the booty store. To confirm: NSFW.

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          Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

          booty store

          Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

          I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

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    Cheapest way to reveal invisible enemies.

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    • MacN'CheezusOP
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      I’d like to think that this is how people become gluten intolerant

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    A video version of the joke: https://youtu.be/ehiCgps8vow

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      Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

      https://piped.video/ehiCgps8vow

      Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

      I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

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      Gus Johnson bad

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      Good one!

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    Except for the fucking that’s kind of what we do with our bag of rice.

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      Why not both?

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    I like that one of the purposes shown is just “chilling by itself” 😄

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      It’s like a pet rock but fluffier.

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    Why are there 2 guys sitting on one with another on their head? Is that the most common use?

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      in the restaurant we call this break time, the one on your head helps absorb the smell of your cigarette smoke, while the one on the bottom soaks up the swamp ass

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