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𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 1 year ago

Jesus rule

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Jesus rule

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𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    I’d love to see the episode where Yakko, Wakko and Dot harass the absolute shit outta Jesus. Especially if Jesus sounds like Bernie Sanders and gets so pissed he replaces himself and the two other people being crucified with the Animaniacs.

    • 🔍🦘🛎@lemmy.world
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      Jesus crucifies himself to get away from them

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    Wheel of Morality, turn turn turn! Tell us the lesson that we should learn!

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      Moral #3 - People who live in glass houses should get dressed with the lights out.

  • Codex@lemmy.world
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    When God gives you lemons you FIND A NEW GOD!

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      GODBERRY

      King of the Juice!

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      Whwn life gives ypu lemons you find and talk to it’s manager.

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    Mmmmmmwaaah!

    Goodnight Everybody!

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    https://youtu.be/8vXDbVLNf1Q?feature=shared

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      Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

      https://piped.video/8vXDbVLNf1Q?feature=shared

      Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

      I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

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    “Grunka, Lunka, Dunkity-dake-me…”

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    Modern Christianity is a side effect of one of Brain’s failed schemes.

    …the same thing we do every night, Pinky…

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    Took me a moment to get the melody in my head, but the second I did, this just clicked and it’s absolutely amazing.

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    Good idea: Proselytizing that people should love one another despite differences and put love above money.

    Bad idea: Putting love so above money that you didn’t pay taxes.

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