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MacN'Cheezus to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

How to lose friends and alienate people

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How to lose friends and alienate people

MacN'Cheezus to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • Tsinc@feddit.de
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    Depends on where you live.

    https://www.todayonline.com/8days/eatanddrink/indonesian-style-mee-goreng-cake-36-birthdays-savoury-twist

    Traditionally, this is an Indonesian Birthday cake:

    It’s called Nasi Tumpeng.

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      Looks like a fancier version of Nasi Lemak. I’d try it.

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      Removed by mod

      • photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Idk man, that shit do be lookin kinda fire

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    Allow me to introduce you to a Swedish delicacy: Smörgåstårta (Sandwich cake): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smörgåstårta

    Basically a cake, but made out of layers of white bread and savory things, like for example ham, liver pâté or salmon. The ‘frosting’ or whatever you want to call it is usually based on mayonnaise or creme fraiche.

    It’s really good, for the record. You eat it as a main, commonly at festive occasions.

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      The Smörgåstårta is becoming a trend on lemmy ? It’s the second time this week I have to post this superb recipe video !

      • PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksB
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        Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

        recipe video

        Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

        I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

  • TootSweet@lemmy.world
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    But do you use the flavor packet or no?

    • PunnyName@lemmy.world
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      That’s for the gravy icing

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        But is it creamy chicken, roast beef, shrimp lime or soy sauce?

        • Ulvain@sh.itjust.works
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          Yes.

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            I do count 4 layers of ramen, each approximately the size of one packet, so I guess it’s not impossible to have used all of them at once for maximum flavor.

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      What kind of dumb question is that? You want a flavorless ramen bologna cake?

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    That looks delicious and I’d eat it so hard.

  • "no" banana@lemmy.world
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    I had to downvote this before upvoting it

    • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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      That’s the stamp of excellence in shitposting.

    • MacN'CheezusOP
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      First click the downvote button, then click the upvote button. Simple, really.

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    Removed by mod

    • half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world
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      Oooh baby I like it raw

  • bitwaba@lemmy.world
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    “mind if I get another slice?”

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    Another way to ensure you’re never invited to a gathering.

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    Looks like anti-vaxx pyramid scheme party food from where I’m standing.

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    I would definitely try it.

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      What if the icing was beef flavored?

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        I would be a little disappointed if it wasn’t.

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    Whether or not it’s a crime punishable by death all depends on how you massacre the word “bologna”

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      Baloni

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        🧐

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          Bah-LOW-knee 🤌

          • Mr_Blott@lemmy.world
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            What a load of bolongnah

  • SlothMama@lemmy.world
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    Replace that with spam and it’s fire

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      You might enjoy this:

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        I love musubi

  • It's Maddie!@sh.itjust.works
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    Who hurt you?

    • MacN'CheezusOP
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      I had to see it and now you do, too.

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    Can we stop wasting food for these dumbass “cursed” images? Just goes to show how little we respect our food, the people who work to grow it, or the massive privilege we have to mostly be able to eat whatever we want.

    Put yourself in the shoes of a mom who’s been struggling to feed her kids for weeks on end, and then you see this picture from some American.

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      I understand your concern, and I hope you’ll be pleased to hear that I didn’t waste any food making this silly recipe, but simply recycled someone else’s image of it.

      They had already wasted the food making it, might at least make it worth it by getting as many laughs out of it as possible, right?

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      deleted by creator

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    deleted by creator

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