• MrJameGumb@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    No, I meant the ones with all kinds of buttons that has 5 different bidet settings and heated seats and plays music when you flush

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      11 months ago

      plays music when you flush

      Please tell me this is something you can customize. I didn’t realize until now that I need a toilet that plays John Williams’ “Olympic Fanfare” when I take a dump.

    • MacN'Cheezus
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      11 months ago

      Therapist: Japanese toilets aren’t real, they can’t hurt you.

      Japanese toilets: