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0x4E4F@sh.itjust.worksBanned from community to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish ·
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Yeah, I'm gonna get a second opinion on that...

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Yeah, I'm gonna get a second opinion on that...

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0x4E4F@sh.itjust.worksBanned from community to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish ·
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  • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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    What people don’t realize is that these levels are built with a barely-perceptible curve to match the shape of the Earth.

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      See, this is why I post stupid shit like this. One, for the comments, and two, for info like this. Thank you kind stranger 👍 ☺️.

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        Just in case you are serious (can’t say for sure on internet) - he wasn’t.

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          Of course I wasn’t 😂.

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      A level would have to be unwieldy large before it would have to account for that. Thats completely made up.

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        No, I was being completely serious with my ridiculous statement above.

      • ReCursing@kbin.social
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        Yeah well I’m an ant, that is unweildy large for me

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          That’s what she said

        • PeregrinoCinzento@lemmy.pt
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          As Gandalf said:
          “If you compare an Ant to a Level, a Human will go its whole life thinking the Earth is flat.”

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    Proof the earth is flat:

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      Is this Loss?

      • Annoyed_🦀 @monyet.cc
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        No it’s ground

        • 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.worksBanned from communityOP
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          Has a landscape as well… nice touch.

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    Then why is the bubble curved and not flat.

    Checkmate flerthers!

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    It still makes me laugh all our building’s paths and stuff like that are judged by a floating air bubble in a coloured liquid.

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      And lasers, and gps

      • The Barto@sh.itjust.works
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        Unless your building or infrastructure was built after they became a thing, everything else, air bubble.

        • 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.worksBanned from communityOP
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          My building, definitely. It’s built in 1965 😂.

      • marcos@lemmy.world
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        And theodolites.

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    Now do it with a 15,000 mile long level.

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    TAKE THIS GLOBEHEADS

    FLAT EARTHERS ALL AROUND THE WORLD ARE LAUGHING AT YOU

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      Oh well, at least both sides are laughing.

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    Any spirit level is simply a measure of its tangent with centre of mass of the earth on its plane. I can use the same technique to prove a tennis ball is flat, I can prove thin air is flat….

    Woahhh…. What if, everything is flat…. Duuuuude.

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    Well, that settles that I guess. Let’s argue about politics or religion instead…

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      GOD, NO, PLEASE, NO, DON’T!

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        Can you spare a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?

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          Runs away Forest Gump style

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            Another time then?

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              Of course, whatever you say.

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      It is an argument about religion.

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    Okay.

    Lays down another level next to it.

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    I think this just means that they installed earth on a good angle.

  • winterayars@sh.itjust.works
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    Turn a bowl upside-down and slap this bad boy on top of it. Boom, proof the bowl is a plate.

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    Welp, can’t argue against that. Ya finally converted me.

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    You ever see this? https://youtu.be/GFqmDazwb6Y?si=PBFHmJRvXp2rHbtN

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    The world is level

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    @0x4E4F have you finally repented, or are you exhibiting your ignorance?

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