And I know we’re mostly atheists here, but please keep the theological discussion to a minimum and appreciate the lighthearted hypothetical scenario for what it is.

    • fubo@lemmy.world
      24·
      10 months ago

      And the Lord said unto Moses: If thou pushest thy change, and the site goeth down, thou shalt roll back thy push. Thou shalt roll back first, even if thou knowest not the root cause. Thus may your days be long and prosperous on the earth.

      • tetris11@lemmy.ml
        3·
        10 months ago

        And if thine rollback causes further blackout, then thou shalt purge the caches. If further still a blackout persists to be, then yay thou shalt send an update to your customers asking thou all to tight holdeth.

      • kennismigrant@feddit.nl
        2·
        10 months ago

        Thou shalt roll back first, even if thou knowest not the root cause

        and make everything so worse your angels won’t dare ack the alert. Forget not about stateful systems!

      • brygphilomena@lemmy.world
        4·
        10 months ago

        Ive had a few commits with the comment “forgive me for the sins I am about to commit”

        I knew it was bad code, but it worked

        • Echo Dot@feddit.uk
          4·
          10 months ago

          The best commit message I ever saw was --blueText is now pink - yeah I know but they insisted, BEM my arse