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MacN'Cheezus to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 year ago

Anon is a magician

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Anon is a magician

MacN'Cheezus to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 year ago
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    “You will turn green”

    turns green

    “Yeah, I’m a motherfuckin’ Jedi”

    “No you’re not, you were just looking at the light on the cross street.”

    “I find your lack of faith disturbing.”

  • Sabre363@sh.itjust.works
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    The one thing no one ever mentioned about driving a manual transmission is becoming uncannily good at predicting lights and remembering the quirks of every intersection

  • TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works
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    Lol I have totally done this

    • MacN'CheezusOP
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      Pretty sure we’ve all done this when we were 5 years old LOL

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        I did this last week.

        I’m in my 40s.

  • can@sh.itjust.works
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    Watch for the pedestrian crossing light to end.

    • MacN'CheezusOP
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      Shush. A magician never reveals his secrets. You’ll be expelled from the guild for this.

      • can@sh.itjust.works
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        I apologize for my transgressions

  • 🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM
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    It eventually works every time.

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      Practice makes perfect.

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