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funny@lemmus.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

He thought it was a sausage on a stick..

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He thought it was a sausage on a stick..

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funny@lemmus.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • Dharma Curious@startrek.website
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    I love how it just expands and expands so much you can’t even tell what the look on his face is anymore.

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    Me want bite.

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      Me want plant corndog delight

    • AlexWIWA@lemmy.ml
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      Absolute banger of a song

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    Yeah, that’s not the edible part.

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    Yes because sausage on a stick just grows wild out in nature.

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      To be fair, tons of delicious foods do just that.

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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        Technically speaking sausage also just grows out in the wild in the form of a wild hog.

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    Mmmm, nature’s corn dog.

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      Me want plant corn dog delight!

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    When I was a little kid those things grew everywhere. we called them cottontails. we never put them in our mouths. we tore them apart with our hands.

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    deleted by creator

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    What an idiot. Pick them when the stem is green and let it dry on a rack. Leaving it near the water causes it to fragment and shatter, as he now knows.

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    A warning, not an instruction manual 😔

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    I had a dog that would do this

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    This is the adult version of the kid that ate the dandelion.

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      But dandelion greens are actually edible. Reed has no edible parts.

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