• @bstix@feddit.dk
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    727 months ago

    Put an extra dog turd in there for a fun family game of Russian brownie roulette.

        • MacN'CheezusOP
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          87 months ago

          I was certainly looking forward to all the “shitty” puns that this post would encourage. Will make good restroom reading. :)

  • manmikey
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    467 months ago

    There’s 7 spaces in the baking tray, there’s 8 brownies! What is the 8th brownie op!

  • Teon
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    197 months ago

    What a shit baker. Who even cooks this crap?

    /s

  • volvoxvsmarla
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    157 months ago

    I’ve had a similar problem for a while.

    Our oven broke but we had a mini oven that works with heated air and it is actually quite cool, so we never got the big one repaired. And it was fine for pizza or something small, but when I actually needed to put something in a form - a casserole, or a cake - the only form that fitted inside was a penis cake form I had from my student days. My friends gave it to me because I was obsessed with the line “bake phallic cake” in the lyrics of two songs I love. So we ended up eating out of a pink penis a lot.

    Thankfully we moved about a month ago and now we have a big oven again. Our toddler is getting more interested in food now and feeding her food that was cooked and/or served in a penis feels slightly wrong.

    • MacN'CheezusOP
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      77 months ago

      Well, congrats on the new place and I’m glad to hear that your toddler doesn’t have to be exposed to inappropriately shaped baking forms anymore.

  • @ninjan@lemmy.mildgrim.com
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    137 months ago

    Results that ‘good’ just can’t be planned, and if he tried to remake them with the intent of looking like poop he couldn’t ever get them this ‘good’ again. Legendary stuff. Should take them to some kids and blow their minds.

  • @SSUPII@sopuli.xyz
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    7 months ago

    I mean, I mean, if they are real brownies they could just cut them into small peaces and it wouldn’t look like something this sus