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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago

Anon plans a long con (also this community just hit 1k subscribers!)

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Anon plans a long con (also this community just hit 1k subscribers!)

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago
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  • Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee
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    2 years ago

    This could be quite profitable if done right. Perhaps throw in a religious angle as well?

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      Ooh Jesus would have spoken Aramaic, so speaking that and saying you spent a thousand years with him could work!

      Arabic for meering Muhammad

      Or speaking Greek and saying you sailed down the river Styx.

      So many good options!

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        Jesus would’ve spoken HWHAT? Jesus was a white man who spoke English!

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          How DARE you respond with something far funnier than what I said!

        • tryptaminev 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇪🇺@feddit.de
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          Thats obviously wrong. The bible is written in German.

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        Are there many Aramaic discord servers?

  • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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    This happened to a guy who had learned Chinese and got hit by a car.

    https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/the-man-who-woke-from-a-coma-speaking-chinese/id1456328599?i=1000443001209

    https://www.vice.com/en/article/3k3w8w/meet-the-guy-ben-mcmahon-who-woke-from-a-car-accident-coma-speaking-chinese-language#

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    Ok but why?

    • lseif@sopuli.xyz
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      a little trolling

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        Far too much effort for a “little” trolling

        • lseif@sopuli.xyz
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          a substantial amount of trolling

          • ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            We did too much trolling

            • MacN'Cheezus
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              太多的拖釣

        • Crowfiend@lemmy.world
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          It’s not supposed to ‘make sense’ in the way you’re asking it to. You’re just over-analyzing. It’s just a simple (in concept) and fun idea that creates a fun/silly scenario to amuse someone.

          Sometimes the simple fact that it does take a tremendous amount of effort to do is the best part. “Wait you did all this for a prank?! Respect to the commitment, crazy person, lol.”

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      It’s a shitpost on 4chan, don’t think too hard about it.

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    Sounds like a plan for insurance fraud

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