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gibmiser@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

No nut November is finally over but...

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No nut November is finally over but...

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gibmiser@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    I’d nearly forgotten about this scene from Look Who’s Talking Now. Thanks

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      What the fresh hell is this

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        Look who’s talking tells some bad romance story, but with a twist that it’s through the eyes of a baby with an adult inner monologue played by Bruce Willis. He mostly tries to figure out the stupid behaviors of adults.

        This demon is from the sequel and how the now-toddlee views the toilet. Potty training is a sub plot of the movie.

        • UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca
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          You went above in beyond in answering that question! Kudos!

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      excuse me?

    • gibmiser@lemmy.worldOP
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      I loved and hated it since the first time I saw it

  • Match!!@pawb.social
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    Not pooping for 3 days?? Try not pooping for 30

    • SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world
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      Toxic Megacolon

    • KingJalopy @lemm.ee
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      1 year ago

      Nah I’m good

    • Rakonat@lemmy.world
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      31

    • SuckMyWang@lemmy.world
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      I simply have a catheter installed so I can complete the challenge with ease. I’m so smart.

    • MisterFrog@lemmy.world
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      Better stock up on beans

  • OtakuAltair@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    Remember the no-shit guy from back when we came to Lemmy? I wonder how they’re doing

    • smeg@feddit.uk
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      Turns out they were full of shit in a different way

    • sndrtj@feddit.nl
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      Wait what? Link?

      • OtakuAltair@lemm.ee
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        1 year ago

        Good times

        • sndrtj@feddit.nl
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          Oh wow lol.

  • Eager Eagle@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    no more shitposting until next year 😥

  • swiftcasty@kbin.social
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    Would you rather have your toilet crave your excrement, or despise you for it?

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      Definitely crave it. The idea of my toilet begging me not to every time I have to take a dump… or worse yet, quietly crying throughout the process… I’d just rather not tbh

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        • Eager Eagle@lemmy.world
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          I want to hug that toilet, and I’m not even drunk

          • Sway@lemmy.world
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            That toilet is gonna snap one day, get tired of all the shit, and lay porcelain hands on the user.

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          Feed me!

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        God damn it I’m going to bed

      • Stantana@lemmy.sambands.net
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        You’d end up shitting your pants, and then you’d have to deal with your clothes complaining about the smell all day.

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        Or if you have gut rot it just goes “Ohhh…gaaaah! Noooo!!!”

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          Yeah it’s pleased or horrified depending on the quality of your shit “you really need more fiber man, that consistency is terrible, gross”

          “Damn now that’s a pristine shit, delicous, keep looking after yourself”

          “Urgh, why do I taste blood in your stool, go see a doctor ASAP”

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      Crave it, but in a friendly crackhead sort of way.

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        I’ll buy you a hamburger if you let me eat your shit.

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    It’s been Non-stop Nuttin’ November for me, I’m so glad to finally get a rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak and spongy.

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      Now it’s don’t-stop dumpin’ December

  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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    Moooom the toilet monster’s back and you promised that wouldn’t happen again

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    Brace yourselves, Jerk-off January is coming.

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      Looks like I started early.

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    Send me all ur cheese I’m doing this shit (actually I’m not doing shit)

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      I gotcha fam. I got a block of cheddar cheese spiked with fentanyl with your name on it.

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        I’ll DM you my address

  • tomi000@lemmy.world
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    Its 0:50 here and Im literally sitting on the toilet…

    • lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      better get up off dat

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    I prefer destroy dick december

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    Fuck I failed already

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    I hope it is fiber February then

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    Holy hell

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    I will gladly lose this battle.

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