I have a biology degree and years of lab experience and I have to wake up tomorrow morning to go deliver pizzas
I know this wasn’t the point, but morning pizzas?
The dominos near me opens at 10:30am, so hell yes we are having morning pizza
Genuinely if you want morning pizza I encourage it, we spend a lot of time waiting around for orders to come in
[Pizza chain] opens at 10am
Although I will say I actually delivered zero morning pizzas today, I got sent home two hours early from a 7 hour shift because there hadn’t been a delivery all day
I miss the lab
Friend of mine is going to law school now because his biology degree and years of lab experience are also somehow not adequate for a livable wage. It fucking sucks.
last night’s pizza for breakfast: cool, calm, normal, tasty even
new pizza breakfast: strange, concerning, possibly a crime(?)You’re supposed to call a breakfast pizza something like a tart to trick people
last night’s pizza for breakfas
This happened to me once because I ordered online late at night and forgot about it. The place was closed and they made me my order as soon as they opened.
I spent almost a decade delivering pizzas…
From 18 to 25
Don’t worry. I studied hard in school, have two college degrees and still do 12 hours of manual labor. Makes me think I should’ve just had fun while I could.
That’s what the mysterious old man at the bus stop told me
And he was right and instead of going into Computer Science, I went into Creative Writing and had a much better time and finished college without self-destructing
I went into computer science anyway and am paying the price
Me: doesn’t like engineering- loves baking - but becomes an engineer to try and protect people from climate disasters
America: doesn’t believe in the climate, hates education, loves bread
Me: why do I feel isolated?
Have you tried nepotism ?
I gradumated with solid Ds and Cs, then started working immediately after high school. I used to think that I really fucked up by not doing better and going into higher education, but now I’m in the exact same position as everyone else except I don’t have the giant Sword of Debt-ocles hovering over my head. who’s to say what the right choice was
Arriving to work
“Sorry I’m late, the highway was jammed with broken heroes on a last chance boulevard.”
Im on my way to do manual labor because I never needed to study shit in high school and then my brain broke in college and I stopped reading so good
Slog though homie. What was the last book you read in highschool?
I want a gif of chrissy in this scene as an emoji so bad
This website just needs a lot more Sopranos emojis in general
This gives me a visceral reaction lol. It’s been six years since I did construction, and my hands still haven’t recovered (tingly)
You’re weak. You’re outta control. And you’ve become an embarrassment to yourself and everybody else.
When I came to open up one morning, there you were with your head half in the toilet, your hair was in the toilet water… disgusting.
where’s my arc
He had an arc, Gary Cooper?
