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ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 11 days ago

Ted Cruz Assures Texans He Working Tirelessly To Get Vacation Refunded

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ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 11 days ago
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KERRVILLE, TX—Promising grieving Texans he would do everything in his power to make things right in the wake of last week’s deadly floods, Sen. Ted Cruz assured his constituents Wednesday that he was working tirelessly to get the rest of his Greek vacation refunded. “I have spent countless hours on the phone persuading Capital One […]
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    We’d have to go to Canada to find out.

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      @pelespirit Ah, logically born in Alberta…
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