Uh, so as the title says, I want to use cotton fabric rolls as a way to compress down my breasts as a way to hide their growths from my parents (whom i have to visit soon). I tried buying binders made for transmascs, however, I didn’t find an option that fit my ribcage (which I am finding out is actually really large). Then, with the wrap, I can wear 2 layers of shirt (I’ll claim it’s a fashion thing) on top of that. I’m not quite sure how well it will work.
Alternatively, I also now have 4 sports bras with removal pads. The problem with the sports bras is that while I can easily explain bringing along rolls of Bandages, bringing along bras would wierd them out a lot and raise questions. Idk how to hide any bras I bring along, since my mom always goes through my stuff.
I’m also really not sure how I am supposed to hide my hormone supplies. What I’ve come up with so far is to pre-prepare supplies, put them in a padded metal box. Then once I get to my parents, I bury them in the ground somewhere in whatever woods they have nearby. I can then go there whenever I want, do the hormones in secret. The only problem I can think of is how to handle transporting the injections. Should I bring along the vial, or should I pre-prepare shots?
The more I type shit out, the more I’m thinking to myself what kind of spy bullshit am I even trying to do. Instead of coming out the closet, I’m doing this nonsense.
You jest but I learnt well how to lie to and hide things from my parents in my youth. I did mostly do so to hide my secret pokemon cards collection, but also to uh, hide my “teenage urge events”, my internet history, my feelings, my friendships, what I was doing and so on.
In hindsight I should have cultivated a better relationship with my parents.
Now as an adult, you should hide your dye packs, door handles coated in lsd, truly baffling sex toys, trap doors, trip wires, secret goats, and bulk piano wire purchases.