The anti-corporate side in me finds this pleasing.
It should have some identifier and ingredient list / best before date though. Just to keep the useful info
This is likely a test can of a new beer they’re working on. I used to get these every now and then as a bartender. Vendors would come in with labelless beers to try out and get my opinion.
Contents: beverage
Best by: soon
Contains: stuffTastes: Good
If this platform was more popular, some CocaCola manager somewhere, would be writing up a business plan for a “No name” brand with completely blank packaging.
You’ve heard of minimalism, now get ready for nonenism
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As if companies would ever stop putting ads and logos on their products
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Untextured model
Reminds me of CN Railroad, canned water, so regular, with extra sweat.
Reminded me of the sperm scene from Community.
Combine this with a can’t of Coke to just make “can’t”.
Me too, buddy. Me too.
Between the double walls of a proper coke can’t are a selection of terrible poisons. Some airborn, some that will leak into the coke.
A could of!
Then make apple sell it -> iCan’t
Sell it in pairs, call it iCan’t Even
You say that until you’re hit by a hot can of iron
Happy cake day. Wash it down with a nice cold can of
Oh, it is! Thanks!
We can always find another counselor…
Yes, but not one made of cellular peptide. The mint frosting is easily found, though.
That is in fact a can of
Ooh, that’s my favorite flavor of
Verification
Not dystopian enough for that.
Bisphenol A
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Absolutely nothing!
Stupid! You’re so stupid!
The context for this gif is absolutely hilarious. I quote this all the time and no one ever gets it :(
if you quote it and they don’t get it, just go “you suck! you all suck!” and run off at that wicked 45° angle lol
one of my favorite scenes from the show
I love ____.
I preferred ____ original flavor, but this new ____ is pretty good too. The flavor is a bit toned down, a touch more ____, but not nearly as ____. Compared to a baseline of 7/10 on ____ original flavor, I’d say new ____ is a 6/10, solid, for the masses, but your average ____ conoissieur will fine themselves disappointed.
Don’t worry about _____, let me worry about ______
____? ____?!
You’re not seeing the big picture!
