Bards aren’t just “a talented musician” they literally use magic. They’re basically wizards that went the liberal arts path in college.
Ha while you were Chaining Lightning and Disintegrating Polymorphs, I studied THE ARTS
don’t call me when the Barbarians are at your Gates
Plot twist, the dragon accepts your challenge and destroys you with 800 years worth of yo mama jokes.
It’s odd saying it does decent damage. It’s the least damaging cantrip. Not hating on it, but it’s odd to say that lol.
I mean, just look at their example. Level 17+ for the math? Holy shiiiiiit. At levels 15+, you’re basically living legends that are about to start conquering kingdoms singlehandedly and fighting gods. That’s not “a talented musician,” that’s the dude who leads month long rave parties that brings in all the nobility’s children and starts a religion that is then used with said children to start coups in the continental region.
Ignoring the actual rules and mechanics is basically step one in almost every “isn’t this goofy” D&D anecdote.
Not only is it not “decent damage” (even the buff it got in 5.5 just brings it from “the worst” to “poor”), it’s also not a subtle thing you can just drop on someone unsuspectingly.
Spellcasting for an attack is an obvious aggressive action, which means an initiative roll comes first to see if you even manage to get it off before they clock you. It’s also not like everyone around just shrugs and lets you go about your business because all you did was hurl an insult. You attacked someone with an offensive spell, the response is exactly the same as if you threw a firebolt at them
The flavor of insulting someone to death is fun, I’ll grant that, but there’s nothing special about Vicious Mockery mechanically that makes it immune to initiative order or people noticing what you’re doing.
It got buffed to a d6 in 5.5e
But then again, with this math they’re talking about 5e, so your point stands
If the ancient dragon can’t kill the bard while they spend 11 minutes mocking it, it just dies of shame.
I mean if I was a dragon that failed to kill a bard for 11 minutes I’d take care of it myself.
I can’t imagine surviving 55 rounds of combat against a dragon. Are people thinking this is a video game or something where you can just simply not take damage from a dragon if you’re skilled enough or something?
yeah even for a hypothetical it’s stretching the bounds of believability
Wall of force lasts 10 minutes, just saying
To be fair, player characters at level 17+ are basically walking deities, regardless of class.
Ermmm actually ☝️🤓 you don’t roll when casting Vicious Mockery, the target does, so the best case scenario for the caster would be the target rolling a natural 1.
I love Tom Cardy with every ounce of my being. I assume that’s what that link is lmao. But I found this BG3 animation for the song and it instantly became my favorite. Evidently the insane looking one in this isn’t the Durge. It’s Tav. The other Dragonborn looking terrified is the Durge which leads to my favorite comment on that. “The Durge may kill people but he just witnessed the most horrifying thing in existence. A perfectly normal DnD player.”
The Gag with “15 days” and the hands kills me every time.
New hit: Love Letter to a Dungeon Master.
I love this video, but I genuinely upset at ruining the story and not taking it seriously 😭
We all know who Kendrick Lamar is and no we aren’t going to fuck with him.
3 comments are on this thread and each one has a different video for that Tom Cardy song.
I love it.
It is fantastic. He also does live music for a d&d podcast called dragon friends. It is recorded in front of an audience. They don’t follow the rules super strictly, but it is entertaining.
What can I say? He’s a natural.
I legit killed an owlbear with vicious mockery (as in killing blow). Sticks and stones etcetc
Ursula from Little Mermaid.
Imma start another bg3 run asap.
I thought it made them suicide, least thats how i imagine it, like someone yo mama’d you so hard, you pull out and fall on your sword.
Well, this scene from Pick of Destiny is very fitting https://youtu.be/2KAl-b5RfOM?t=80
