Soon we will harness the power of hoagie nantubes and the universe will open up to us like a sophmore on prom night.
next step, the Hexaflexagon burrito
Is there a way to rewatch the channel? Its gone now :(
Wikipedia says they’re still on vimeo.
it’s it!!!
I’m sad now :(
I can see past, present and future as one.
That’s fine and all but what we really need to be talking about is poor bread to filling ratio.
Corn dogs are cylindrical sandwiches
Chicken balls are spherical sandwiches.
Scotch eggs are spherical burgers, which are a subset of sandwiches.
Corn dogs and chicken balls are calzones.
Scotch Eggs are salad.
I didn’t make the cube rule of food classification, I just enforce it blindly and with great fervor.
Okay but how is pumpkin pie toast and not a quiche?
It has support on all sides and bottom.
Edit: I guess it’s a slice of pie?
+50% calories
Probably more than that.
There’s 50% more bread, but 200% more ham.
This is a poignant illustration of enshittification.
I disagree. Look at all that extra real estate for mayo!
That’s what you think, until you bite into a mouthful of advertisements.
Poinignant illustration of a flux capacitor
Help girlfrend is poinignant?
Fuck. First time on lemmy I actually had to laugh out loud. XD
What about this is poignant?
The sandwich has three poignants.
poignant my mouf on each one
1 side Peanutbutter
1 side Jam
1 side Cheese
The holy three fold PBJC
Edit: !match@pawb.social proposed marshmallow fluff, the objectively better choice. The holy three fold PBJMF
insane that you picked cheese instead of marshmallow fluff
Omg how did I miss that
which cheese ?
Melted brie
theeeeere we go
Pimento Pineapple
wtf is that
https://thequirinokitchen.com/cheese-pimiento-pineapple-sandwich-spread-on-filipino-pan-de-sal/
Always had this around as a kid. Delicious.
it seems weird, but I’ll try it
Clearly you didn’t take the axiom of choice. Because otherwise you could have chosen to not make that monstrosity
Some mathematicians hypothesize that n-dimensional-hyper-sandwiches may be possible, but such constructs remain unproven.
So, goal is just beef Wellington or a corndog?
A spherical sandwich would just be a 3-ball of air surrounded by a 2-sphere with the following layers: bread (inner), contents (middle), bread (outer). You could also have a 3-sphere sandwich – homeomorphic to a calzone which has a little 3-ball of bread in its center.
What you know about
rolling down in thsandwichesIsn’t a spherical sandwich just a wrap?
wraps are cylindrical
True, unless you stuff it so full it bulges out into a sphere… Somehow
Just bend and glue them to make a toroidal sandwich.
I’d say it’s closer to a dumpling
The best foods are always shaped liked dicks
An Uncrustable filled to the point of being round.
well, round in all directions
I support this exploration. The results sound delicious.
