“But you’re gay… why do you like sailing and WWE?”
“Well, I feel like both of those are pretty gay considering the reputation the Navy has and WWE being all sweaty men.”
“EXPLAIN FIREARMS THEN.”
“Shooty go pew.”
“WHAT ARE YOU?!”
“Hungry.”
Based off of a real conversation I’ve had.
I had been told I am straight passing so I started wearing the gayest clothing I could find so people would never confuse me for being straight again.
Shout out to Hyena Agenda and Nomad Complex for making the best and gayest shirts.
Ajaxx63 has some some nice fuckboi clothes too. Basically the same shit you’d see straight rednecks wearing but gay. Love it.