Nutsack biting height, there I said it are you fucking happy?
Let me tell you all a story 'bout a mouse named Lorry
Doesn’t really show the friggin’ massive wingspan of the damn things, though…
Your armspan is your height…what does this pose accomplish?
Woah is that Bill Murray?
No.
Made you look!
I know albatross are big, but I can’t stop seeing it as an abnormally small man petting an abnormally well-behaved seagull.
Wingspans of >3,5m and bodies > 1m. https://www.treehugger.com/albatross-facts-5073421
I like more compare with the Harpia birdy
Paper beats rock
Here Paper always win, it’s healthier
Whoa
You are huge!
You think I’m big? Look at the weird hairless ape on the right!
Thank you.
Never let a bird with a beak that size get it that close to your junk.
He wants to fuck that bird, doesn’t he?
Looks mutual
Oh well that’s ok then.
God literally used the scale-up tool on a seagull. I guess it was a Friday afternoon in the animal design bureau.
At that size it gets difficult to imagine having one hung from your neck.
Don’t do it man!
I dk he looks like he’s enjoying it.
She’s got ‘fuck me’ eyes.
Hm, how tall is the person? I mean people’s size varies. You can be under a meter or 2m 10.
You’ve earned me chip, big fella
When their pecker is bigger than your ‘pecker’…
Is that John Cleese?
Indeed, in a little maids dress and apron, selling an albatross during the movie intermission.
