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Panel 1 Man and woman in office clothes in a break room.

Man: So, if you were alone in a forest, would you rather run into a strange man… or a bear?

Panel 2 Woman: Oh, hmm… I think the bear.

Man (angry): How can you say that?

(Bear looking quizzically through the window)

Panel 3 Man (angry): You’re demonizing men! It’s misandry!

Panel 4 Woman: Good point. Why would I ever hear men’s reactions?

Man: Exactly! …where did the honey go?

Panel 5 Woman and bear sharing tea

Woman: At least if you maul me, pepper won’t say I made it up or I’m misinterpreting.

Bear: I hear you

  • Corn@lemmy.ml
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    3 days ago

    If you said you would, I wouldn’t believe you.

    You dont live in an area with black bears. They’re not scary, having to chase them away from garbage or equipment isnt that uncommon.

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      3 days ago

      I’ve lived where there were polar bears.

      Those are scary.

      Still rather meet one of those alone in the wilds than a man I don’t know.

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        2 days ago

        That kinda seems like overcorrecting, at least half of men won’t eat you given the chance, most polar bears will.

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          2 days ago

          I addressed this elsewhere in the ensuing shitstorm. It’s a question of risk management.