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Panel 1 Man and woman in office clothes in a break room.
Man: So, if you were alone in a forest, would you rather run into a strange man… or a bear?
Panel 2 Woman: Oh, hmm… I think the bear.
Man (angry): How can you say that?
(Bear looking quizzically through the window)
Panel 3 Man (angry): You’re demonizing men! It’s misandry!
Panel 4 Woman: Good point. Why would I ever hear men’s reactions?
Man: Exactly! …where did the honey go?
Panel 5 Woman and bear sharing tea
Woman: At least if you maul me, pepper won’t say I made it up or I’m misinterpreting.
Bear: I hear you
I’ve lived where there were polar bears.
Those are scary.
Still rather meet one of those alone in the wilds than a man I don’t know.
That kinda seems like overcorrecting, at least half of men won’t eat you given the chance, most polar bears will.
I addressed this elsewhere in the ensuing shitstorm. It’s a question of risk management.