Disseminating grainy footage of the California Democrat meeting his disturbing and bloody end, Immigration and Customs Enforcement released a video Tuesday in which Gov. Gavin Newsom is seen being beheaded. “This is a message to the enemies of immigration enforcement: Gov. Newsom’s fate will be yours should you stand in the way of national purity,” an anonymous plainclothes ICE agent wearing a balaclava says as he holds a bound Newsom by his slicked-back hair and prompts him to recite a coerced statement about “paying for the sins of the American left and its insistence on universal human dignity.” […]
I gobbled the onion.
I ate the onion.
Strange how it went down without much resistance.
I ate it too, but because my brain automatically added “AI generated”. That is horrifyingly plausible.
I mean, anymore, it wouldn’t even be the most crass thing of the month.
ICEIS
ICEUS
The Onion coming in hot today.
Honestly the worst part is that I had to tell myself that this isn’t real. The US isn’t that far gone (yet).
I’m almost certain there are ai generated vids of exactly this circulating within the ranks.
The US is there.
It’s time to admit it.
Ate the onion. Fuck.
When that’s the bar for satire; only fun times ahead…
Gavin “Neville Chamberlain” Newsom.
Dumass has an entire name for a nickname.
The onion better chill dude, don’t speak it into truth.
