Lemmy Today
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
sag@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

[Tutorial]How to impress her Dad

telegra.ph

message-square
14
link
fedilink
879

[Tutorial]How to impress her Dad

telegra.ph

sag@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
message-square
14
link
fedilink
alert-triangle
You must log in or register to comment.
  • SuperSaiyanSwag@lemmy.zip
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    95
    arrow-down
    3
    ·
    2 years ago

    Good dad joke, but the final line could use some work

    • Rivalarrival
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      42
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      2 years ago

      Something about her being knocked up, because he’s already telling Dad jokes.

    • ares35@kbin.social
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      14
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      2 years ago

      the two dating are actually cousins. makes it an ‘uncle joke’

      • oldGregg@lemm.ee
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        10
        arrow-down
        2
        ·
        edit-2
        2 years ago

        Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka!
        You’re the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka!
        You don’t eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
        You just fuck your uncle all day long!

    • lurch (he/him)@sh.itjust.works
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      5
      arrow-down
      2
      ·
      2 years ago

      What’s your problem with it?

      • SuperSaiyanSwag@lemmy.zip
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        18
        arrow-down
        1
        ·
        2 years ago

        I should have said “in my opinion”. The final line just seems too much, maybe it works better as a comic strip? The “looks at daughter” seems necessary, but makes the punchline longer.

        • bstix@feddit.dk
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          15
          arrow-down
          1
          ·
          edit-2
          2 years ago

          You shouldn’t have pointed it out at all. Now we have to come up with a better punchline.

          Like: " Sorry kid, the bank does that"

  • Tankiedesantski [he/him]@hexbear.net
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    23
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    2 years ago

    Enjoy this joke while you can still reasonably assume that peoples’ parents are homeowners.

  • SlopppyEngineer@discuss.tchncs.de
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    19
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    2 years ago

    Pushes daughter out the door

    “Go and make some grand children. You have quality dad material right there.”

    “Daaaaaad!”

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      4
      ·
      2 years ago

      shag, daughter, shag for babies! I have a business idea!

      • Eddie Izzard explains the origins of Granny Smith apples
  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    14
    ·
    2 years ago

    “No worries, I’m not trying to get her home. I really just have my sight set on a blow job at this point.”

  • lockhart@lemmy.ml
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    12
    ·
    2 years ago

    Her dad will think you already have children

  • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    6
    ·
    edit-2
    2 years ago

    So does this mean their ménage à trois has to be before midnight, or will dad extend the curfew now?

  • BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    5
    ·
    2 years ago

    Dad (turning to daughter) "are you pregnant already?“

Memes@lemmy.ml

memes@lemmy.ml

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !memes@lemmy.ml

Rules:

  1. Be civil and nice.
  2. Try not to excessively repost, as a rule of thumb, wait at least 2 months to do it if you have to.
Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 653 users / day
  • 3.13K users / week
  • 7.49K users / month
  • 23.2K users / 6 months
  • 185 local subscribers
  • 50.5K subscribers
  • 14.3K Posts
  • 308K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • ghost_laptop@lemmy.ml
  • sexy_peach@feddit.de
  • Cyclohexane@lemmy.ml
  • Arthur Besse@lemmy.ml
  • BE: 0.19.11
  • Modlog
  • Legal
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org