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minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up101·edit-212 天前Um excuse me? I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor. I’d eat more avocado if that was true.
minus-squareILikeBoobies@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up45arrow-down2·12 天前We’re trying to promote hygiene here
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·12 天前Well they don’t taste like dirty penis either.
minus-squareEtterra@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·12 天前It’s probably just a joke to piss off conservatives. If correct, it works be a worthy cause.
minus-squareByteOnBikes@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·12 天前Is conservatives into avocado? I was led to believe woke millennials who suffer from bad financial decisions eat avocado toast.
minus-squareEtterra@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·9 天前They need them for guacamole. Can’t have game night without snacks, after all.
minus-squareSkunkWorkz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·12 天前Did you know light beer tastes like cum?
minus-squareAllemaniac@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·12 天前maybe it’s because american light beer is just really close to fucking water.
minus-squaremoving to lemme.zip. @lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·12 天前Can confirm. Cum tastes exactly like Michelob Ultra.
minus-squareacockworkorange@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·10 天前Ew. No wonder my wife wants nothing to do with it.
minus-squareEtterra@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·9 天前It smells like piss so I don’t imagine you’re right.
minus-squareLka1988@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·edit-212 天前 I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor. I showed this meme to my wife, she agrees with you
minus-squareKnock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·12 天前Her boyfriend’s penis must be clean.
minus-squareLka1988@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·12 天前Last I checked mine was cleaner, and I won the swordfight
minus-squareBeero@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-212 天前Have you ever microwaved a brick of Brie for crackers…smells…pungent. Reminiscent of post-coitus, LoL, great for date night
Um excuse me?
I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.
I’d eat more avocado if that was true.
We’re trying to promote hygiene here
Well they don’t taste like dirty penis either.
not as chewy, either.
what a day to have eyes
This is gold. Thank you.
It’s probably just a joke to piss off conservatives. If correct, it works be a worthy cause.
Is conservatives into avocado? I was led to believe woke millennials who suffer from bad financial decisions eat avocado toast.
They need them for guacamole. Can’t have game night without snacks, after all.
Did you know light beer tastes like cum?
maybe it’s because american light beer is just really close to fucking water.
Can confirm. Cum tastes exactly like Michelob Ultra.
Ew. No wonder my wife wants nothing to do with it.
It smells like piss so I don’t imagine you’re right.
I showed this meme to my wife, she agrees with you
Her boyfriend’s penis must be clean.
Last I checked mine was cleaner, and I won the swordfight
Have you ever microwaved a brick of Brie for crackers…smells…pungent. Reminiscent of post-coitus, LoL, great for date night