Love me some Gothic horror and god damned if I wasn’t satisfied. Gorgeous, had a bit of fun addressing some of the more problematic trappings of the genre in how it treats women.
Remade some of the amazing shots from the original film, maintained a fantastic creeping horror and dread, lots of truly disgusting practical effects, and some original and well realised additions.
Absolutely fab.
Yes because that’s the way to get to England, it is not the way you would travel to Germany.
who hasn’t sailed the plains of Europe in a magnificent land ship
Hexbearians outing themselves as uncultured swine. Truly nothing can compare to the smell of crushed thyme wafting up as you sail o’er the rolling hills of France.