• CrackedLinuxISO@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    3 days ago

    WRONG!

    • The proper amount of coffee is actually “Up to the number 3 on my grinder’s fill chamber”
    • The proper waiting time is 6 minutes
    • The proper vantage point for casting judgement is behind a keyboard

    I’ll see you at the world barista championship

    • zabadoh@ani.socialOP
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      3 days ago

      You forgot the hand-forged carbon steel burr manual grinder, set on 3.275 clicks.

      Calibrated weekly to produce grounds within 10% of the required micron distribution.

    • sorrybookbroke@sh.itjust.works
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      3 days ago

      Also, you don’t actually press with a French press. The French have lied to us. You just let set down on top of the water to keep the heat otherwise, especially with more coffee, you’ll make more bitter than it should be.

      Also they forgot about the conversation starterthat’ll make you liked by all around every time you repeat it with “you know it’s just better this way. The filter catches tanen’s and changes them so much you know it’smore environmentally friendly andhonestlyeasiertocleanandtakecareofwhyhaventyoutriedityetIsentthelisticlethreetimesforbegginerfrenchpressespleaseimsolinely”