throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoDoppelgangers now exist, how do you authenticate yourself?message-squaremessage-square68linkfedilinkarrow-up168arrow-down13
arrow-up165arrow-down1message-squareDoppelgangers now exist, how do you authenticate yourself?throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square68linkfedilink
minus-squareAbouBenAdhem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up57·edit-21 day agoDoes my doppelgänger go to my workplace and do my job? If he doesn’t, there’s your answer. If he does, I’ll leave him to it and go read a book in the park.
minus-squareapocalypticat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down1·2 days agoCongrats, your doppelganger goes to your job and gets you fired. The monkey’s paw strikes again.
minus-squareMac@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·8 hours agoThen they can get another job or die. Enjoy it, fucker. I have books to read.
minus-squarepastermil@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-22 days agoDon’t let my boss know that I know this.
Does my doppelgänger go to my workplace and do my job?
If he doesn’t, there’s your answer.
If he does, I’ll leave him to it and go read a book in the park.
Congrats, your doppelganger goes to your job and gets you fired. The monkey’s paw strikes again.
Then they can get another job or die. Enjoy it, fucker. I have books to read.
In that case, that’s the giveaway
Don’t let my boss know that I know this.