happened yesterday night I’m typing in my room 
i haven't gotten out yet
>be me
>20
>university student
>have a best friend 
>met last year, share a lot of subjects
>naturally spend lots of time with him
>we have a friend group but we mostly stick together
>friends joke about us being gay
>we don't feel insecure and laugh with them
>get called twinks regularly by year two 
>eventually start to do these jokes myself bc my friend is kinda cute
>summer break closing in
>his parents rich
>big house in the mountains 
>they go on a vacation when break starts, leaving him alone 
>he knows my relationship with my parents is fucked, 
invites me over for summer, like last year
>instantly accept
>having a great time, we hike, laze around, play games
>one day we get home completely beat
>decide to throw ourselves a small party
>grab some drinks
>actually get wasted on some fancy shit
>my drunk ass makes more gay jokes
>say we look like boyfriends living together
>friend laughs and says he's going to make things gayer
>he leaves to his room 
>comes back a minute later, in an oversized shirt, 
booty shorts and thigh high socks
>severely drunk at this point but it clicks
>he's been gay the entire time
>never had a girlfriend
>probably took my jokes for flirting
>he is completely drunk and self unaware
>sits on my lap
>ohgodohfuck
  • Kloayka@lemmynsfw.comEnglish
    12·
    20 hours ago

    And now I want to write a weird novella about two extremely socially awkward straight guys who end up spending the night together because they each think the other is coming out to them as gay and are willing to do anything, even unwanted sex, as long as it means they don’t offend their poor, gay, socially awkward friend, lest they be mistaken for a homophobe, and lose their only friend.

    • dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net
      19·
      2 days ago

      I’d like to think I’m self aware enough that at that point I’d be like “I guess I’m at least bi”

  • 74 183.84@lemm.eeEnglish
    17·
    2 days ago

    Do it. Sometimes a man just needs to blow out another mans man-cunt. Doesn’t make you any less of a man

      • Sunsofold@lemmings.worldEnglish
        10·
        17 hours ago

        Steve Hughes.

        I’ve got some homophobic friends… I mean they’re not mental cases, my mates. They don’t hit gay men. They’re not waiting in the woods with a crossbow and they’re not fucking insane, right? They just don’t like it, and that’s their fucking deal, and they’re very funny, mate. One of my mates especially… He’s my age and he still can’t deal with it. He’s tried, but I saw him about a month ago, and he’s still freaking out. “I don’t like it, mate. I don’t like them.” I’m going, “Who?” He goes, “the puffters, mate, the gays, mate. I don’t like them.” I said, “Why not, mate?” He says, “I tell you why not. Cuz they’re not real men… and they’re not tough.” “They’re not tough? They fuck men. That’s hardly gay.” What do straight men want? *gay accent*“Ooh, I want a woman… soft… feminine…” *normal accent* “And what do you want, Dave?” “I want to fuck a bloke. I want a big strong bloke to come fuck me in the arse.” Is that a bit tough for you and your pussy-loving mates, is it? Fuck you, cuz we want COCK, son. COCK! Go and play with your girly tits, you fucking gaylord.

  • Archangel@lemm.ee
    21·
    2 days ago

    Too late to do anything about it now, man. You’re committed. Might as well take the “D”.