- cross-posted to:
- palestine@lemmy.ml
- palestine@lemm.ee
- cross-posted to:
- palestine@lemmy.ml
- palestine@lemm.ee
I genuinely thought this was hyperbolic satire.
EDIT: Outlet has edited headline since time of posting.
I genuinely thought this was hyperbolic satire.
EDIT: Outlet has edited headline since time of posting.
The world isn’t real. This is simply too ridiculous to have happened. I have been in a coma for the last six years and this is all just a weird fantasy playing out in my mind.
wait, but does that mean i’m in a coma, or im a figment of your imagination and im in your coma?
but i agree, it’s too absurdly horrible to be plausible
I think, therefore I am. You think, therefore you are.
well how do i know you think?
You don’t, and neither do I.
fuck
Hey now it’s not too bad, the sea pickles get by just fine while not thinking
well they’re just simulations too
I think I think, therefore I think I am.
You’re either in your coma or their coma, but either way, you’re in a coma!
it’s the only plausible explanation
I had a concussion in 2008 and I’m wondering if I didn’t wake up from it and any day now I’ll wake up in spring 2008.
shakes you vigorously
“Wake the fuck up and take us with you!”
“I’m tired of being a figment of this dickhead’s imagination!”