But isn’t that where the fun is? I kid, I kid.

Actually what I do is I oil myself up. Then oil the mower, make it all slick and shiny.

Then I take pics of robot lawnmower and my feet, with perfect ring-lighting. Full glam. Stars. Glitter. Post to Onlyfans. Profit.

Then invest my profit into crypto every time market takes a dive. Cash out when market comes back up. Profit more.

Allows me to shitpost on Lemmy all day because I don’t have to work a real job. Good times.