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minus-squarerosco385@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 days agoMy wife gets angry when I (occasionally) wee in the backyard.
minus-squareGraniteM@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 day agoThen you’ll have to contend with all those lemon-stealing whores.
minus-squareIphtashuFitz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 days agoSame here, and we have two dogs that do the exact same thing.
minus-squarerosco385@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·2 days agoRight! She thinks it’s cute when the cat goes in the flowerbed but when I do it I’m “scaring the neighbors”.
minus-squareEySkibidiBabBab@feddit.dklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 days agoThe trick is to not maintain stern eye contact with your neighbor while taking a wee in the flowerbed. Classic rookie mistake really, we’ve all been there.
My wife gets angry when I (occasionally) wee in the backyard.
get a lemon tree.
Then you’ll have to contend with all those lemon-stealing whores.
Same here, and we have two dogs that do the exact same thing.
Right! She thinks it’s cute when the cat goes in the flowerbed but when I do it I’m “scaring the neighbors”.
The trick is to not maintain stern eye contact with your neighbor while taking a wee in the flowerbed. Classic rookie mistake really, we’ve all been there.