• rosco385@lemm.ee
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    2 days ago

    Right! She thinks it’s cute when the cat goes in the flowerbed but when I do it I’m “scaring the neighbors”.

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      2 days ago

      The trick is to not maintain stern eye contact with your neighbor while taking a wee in the flowerbed. Classic rookie mistake really, we’ve all been there.