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badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days ago

Hypothetical: You wake up in the middle of the night and see this in right front of you. What do you do?

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Hypothetical: You wake up in the middle of the night and see this in right front of you. What do you do?

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badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days ago

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