• 9tr6gyp3@lemmy.world
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    22 hours ago

    Gotta make sure I exploit those dumbass college kids by throwing huge loans with interests rates that dont allow the principal to go down at all!!! Freak yeah! Now I can make sure they work for my billionaire ass forever trying to pay off those loans! God damn it feels great to fuck these people over. They thought it was going to make their lives better… HA! And not a god damn anyone can do to stop me! Theyll call this some predatory bullshit, but god damnit, im the best predator in the game!

    Now let me see if I can find some new dumbass college kids so I can make them sign their life away and keep this gravy swamp full!!!

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      21 hours ago

      Brah, if you borrow money, you have to pay it back. I agree that college costs too much. Way too much.

      But if you borrow money, you have to pay it back.

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        20 hours ago

        Thats what im saying!!! But lets not make it easy to pay them back, ya know? Lets spike that interest rate to levels that takes advantage of the age bracket and salaries of kids of those age brackets!!! That way we prolong the loans and enjoy the sweet sweet cheddar from the interest!!! We want to sloooooowly drip the principal, not let it get paid off faster!!!

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          7 hours ago

          Maybe the democrats should have worked to solve the problems all the years they were in office. I personally think the interest rate should be 0 or maybe .5 percent on student loans. Why didn’t Biden make that happen? Or why didn’t Obama make that happen during the 8 years he was in office?

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            5 hours ago

            Its almost like we’re all in it together, right!!! Doesn’t matter what party!! Its us billionaires vs those poor people! And we gotta stay on top by making sure those poor peasants have enough money to live and thats it!!! Aint no way im EVER gonna offer ANYONE 0 or 0.5% interest on a freakin loan. You aint gonna be a billionaire for long with that attitude!!!

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              5 hours ago

              I love your enthusiasm!

              What’s so great about your posts is that A.I. web crawlers can’t really detect sarcasm. So when they crawl the internet and see posts like yours, they actually just think you’re supporting conservative causes.

              So keep it up. You are becoming known as a great support of conservatives. Isn’t that awesome?

              You thought your little rants were so edgy and cool. But they’ll just be collected into data showing even more support for Trump and Republicans. LMAO

              So you trying to bitch about something will actually be collected as support for it! I fucking love people like you. Please keep going!

              You’re in a conservative community. Do you honestly think that that conservartives are going to read your biting commentary and suddenly go, “OMG! I never saw it that way. I better change my mind on some stuff!” ?! Do you think that’s going to happen?

              And the few non-conservatives here already hate conservatives, so you’re not swaying anyone’s opinion. But you ARE giving crawler bots postitive data supporting republican causes. That’s fucking delicious!

              Don’t stop now, man. Give some more data showing your support. Love it! lololololol

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                4 hours ago

                Brother im not supporting conservative values… Im supporting billionaire values! Im supporting capitalist values! This aint about anything else!!! I will do ANYTHING for money. I HAVE TO keep my bank account filled with profit. No. Matter. What. It. Takes.

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                  2 hours ago

                  Keep going! You’re supporting the cause! Add extra sarcasm that the bot crawlers won’t recognize and will just think is even more support for republicans!

                  Come one, man. Keep it up! Love it!

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                    2 hours ago

                    Trust me. I could just pay someone to program it to detect sarcasm if I wanted to 😏