I bought a cheap $30 bidet during the pandemic. It was an awful experience. Told everyone how overrated bidets were.
Then last year, I decided to try again, but this was a top shelf fancy $300 bidet. My god, it was like night and day. My butthole never felt so pristine.
If you hate bidets, look at the more higher end ones.
By the by, pristine is commonly used to mean “perfect spotless/like new/cherry” but actually means more like untouched/never cleaned/left alone/original state.
Hmm, personally I’m using a $20 manually operated travel bidet and my butthole feels like freshly showered.
I guess, the advantage of it being manually operated is that I can decide the water pressure by how strongly I squeeze the bottle.
Another advantage is that I have a firm handshake now. 🙃
I bought a cheap $30 bidet during the pandemic. It was an awful experience. Told everyone how overrated bidets were.
Then last year, I decided to try again, but this was a top shelf fancy $300 bidet. My god, it was like night and day. My butthole never felt so pristine.
If you hate bidets, look at the more higher end ones.
By the by, pristine is commonly used to mean “perfect spotless/like new/cherry” but actually means more like untouched/never cleaned/left alone/original state.
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Hmm, personally I’m using a $20 manually operated travel bidet and my butthole feels like freshly showered.
I guess, the advantage of it being manually operated is that I can decide the water pressure by how strongly I squeeze the bottle.
Another advantage is that I have a firm handshake now. 🙃
Same, but I’m actually pretty happy with mine. 🤷