Here’s what we do know: After their meeting ended and Vice President Vance left the room, the pope was still alive. We can deduce that he was alive, because he was heard asking an assistant, “Ho appena incontrato il volto del diavolo?” which roughly translates to, “Have I just encountered the face of the devil?” It’s a very common question that has been asked in many languages after encounters with JD Vance.
I mean, there’s more evidence that he killed the pope than there is evidence that he fucks couches. And lots of people are saying he fucks couches. Not saying that he does, of course, just that lots of people are saying it.
I still don’t understand why everybody keeps talking about his fake couch fetish instead of his real dolphin fetish.
This begs the question is his ultimate fantasy a couch shaped dolphin or a dolphin shaped couch?
No no no. He wants to dress up as a couch while getting violated by a dolphin.
Oil up a vintage naugahyde couch, and it feels just like a dolphin.
I mean, I’ve heard, obviously…
Hey! This ain’t about me, it’s about Vance.
This is how horrible rumors get started! Nicely done, keep it up.