Let’s make one thing very clear: So far, there is almost no proof that JD Vance is directly responsible for the death of Pope Francis. All we know ...

Here’s what we do know: After their meeting ended and Vice President Vance left the room, the pope was still alive. We can deduce that he was alive, because he was heard asking an assistant, “Ho appena incontrato il volto del diavolo?” which roughly translates to, “Have I just encountered the face of the devil?” It’s a very common question that has been asked in many languages after encounters with JD Vance.

  • Quadhammer@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    2 days ago

    This begs the question is his ultimate fantasy a couch shaped dolphin or a dolphin shaped couch?

    • barneypiccolo@lemm.eeEnglish
      4·
      2 days ago

      Oil up a vintage naugahyde couch, and it feels just like a dolphin.

      I mean, I’ve heard, obviously…

      Hey! This ain’t about me, it’s about Vance.