Don’t tease me like this.
I got plans for when the orange shitgibbon croaks. Plans involving Mexican beer and tacos.
cheers mate!
He just died? Wow. I didn’t know that. He led an amazing life. What else can you say? He was an amazing man, whether you agree or not. He was an amazing man who led an amazing life.
Folks, big strong men came up to me in tears, and they said, sir, you had the bigliest life we’ve ever seen! Even the Radical Left Lunatics said I have the GREATEST Crowd Sizes!
: "Folks, listen up. You know what they’re saying? They’re saying my death was tremendous, absolutely tremendous. I united this country like nobody’s ever seen before. Even the radical left, who hated me, they hated me so much, even they’re saying, “Trump had an amazing life.” The best life, maybe ever. You know poor Jimmy Carter, low energy James, his funeral was a disaster. Total disaster. Ruined my beautiful inauguration with all those flags at half-mast. Very SAD! My death? Much better, much more ratings. God himself, great guy, we get along very well, he told me, “Donald, this is the most beautiful death I’ve ever seen.” True story!
correspondent lolGot me for a second, but I guess Donny boy is just too healthy
