: "Folks, listen up. You know what they’re saying? They’re saying my death was tremendous, absolutely tremendous. I united this country like nobody’s ever seen before. Even the radical left, who hated me, they hated me so much, even they’re saying, “Trump had an amazing life.” The best life, maybe ever. You know poor Jimmy Carter, low energy James, his funeral was a disaster. Total disaster. Ruined my beautiful inauguration with all those flags at half-mast. Very SAD! My death? Much better, much more ratings. God himself, great guy, we get along very well, he told me, “Donald, this is the most beautiful death I’ve ever seen.” True story!