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Fucking hate it when this happens to me.
Turtle Power
Feed him a pizza and let him return to the sewer.
Dude. It’s 3 sea shells, not 1 tortoise shell.
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sköldpaddsagiterad magbesvärsutmattning
Schildkrötenschuldschande
What were you doing inside the toilet paper in the first place?
Bidet gang
Three. You need 3!
Is it 3 or 6?
Did he come in through the toilet??
The shell restocker.
You should be thankful this is the only damage he does
Tortoise’s shell used to be white.
oopsie poopsie
Poor buddy got lost
