The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

At least half those women would’ve been taken as slaves or trophies by the winning armies

“Fun” fact: Francisco Solano Lopez, who was ruling Paraguay back then, was a narcissistic psychopath and the biggest danger to the population. His secret police would often arrest “disloyal” people and many would end up executed. Churches had to effectively put him up with, if not above, Jesus. Any military officer that dared to tell him his combat plans were shit, or dared not follow his plans, was also at significant risk of being executed.

POV 2026, you’re in Russia…

My horny ass sees no downsides

That man would be a boy and there would be no girls at school.

Context: Tripple Alliance War

The extra P is what you get back home if you survive.

Back up off me, I can barely handle one of y’all

they finished with the men, and then they turned on the boys…