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ThePantser@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 25 days ago

The Banana Split

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The Banana Split

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ThePantser@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 25 days ago
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    Can I put my dick in it?

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      Banangina

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        Fidget spinner for scale.

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        The banussy

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    But will you still eat it?

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    Gonna need an additional banana, for scale

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    This should really be labeled NSFW.

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      I was on the train and … Uhhh… I dropped my phone

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    I never in my life saw this happening until I moved to Australia.

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    Scandalous!

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    How a peeling?

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    Hate when this happens

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    Banana: “Do you like what you see?”

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    I see you’re shopping at tesco as well!

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    Tra la la, la la la la.

    Tra la la, la la la la.

    Tra la la, la la la la.

    Tra la la, la la la la.

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