The Dow jumped 5.9 percent, the S&P 500 rose 7.3 percent, and the Nasdaq soared 8.9 percent, capping a dramatic rebound from a week of steep losses triggered by spiking bond yields and escalating global tariffs. | Economy
  • sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyzEnglish
    51·
    5 days ago

    LOL, who the fuck actually likes/believes breitbart? POS website for POS people. Dipshit’s idiot policy causes the market to dump, then backing away from his idiot policy makes the market jump. Big brain time. Typical breitbart gaslighting,“See how good the market does under dipshit? Just ignore the past few days, they’re a distraction from his bigly brain thinking.” It’s been weird my entire life that smooth brain republicans are able to successfully run on economics, when the economy consistently does shittier under their so-called stewardship.

    The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command. -Orwell

    • Donald MuskOPMEnglish
      28·
      5 days ago

      LOL, who the fuck actually likes/believes breitbart?

      I like them. Thanks!

      Dipshit’s idiot policy causes the market to dump, then backing away from his idiot policy makes the market jump.

      Which was awesome for me. I bought a shit-ton of stocks and crypto for the past 4 days. Now everything is up and I am makin’ bank! It was awesome!

      And for the record, my posts from last few days were telling everyone to buy because stocks and crypto were on sale with that big dip. So don’t blame me and don’t say I am enjoying other people’s suffering.

      Over and over I told everyone that it was the time to buy up as much stock and crypto as ya could, because market would be back up. My post history is public. :)

      • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
        31·
        5 days ago

        Thank you for confirming this is a market manipulation scheme! I would normally ask you what would you think if a democrat did this, but I know that on your side, hypocrisy is a power move to demonstrate your own place within the system, so just depict me as the soyjak instead.

        • Donald MuskOPMEnglish
          24·
          5 days ago

          Thank you for confirming this is a market manipulation scheme!

          You realize that I am not a government official, right? I can’t and don’t confirm shite. I have no clue. But I like what they are doing!

          I would normally ask you what would you think if a democrat did this

          I don’t care who’s in office, as long as I can profit from it. I bought a bunch during this current dip, and I’m profiting. I would have done same thing if Dem was in office.