I should’ve been clearer, sorry. I know what a cheep cheep is, but there’s very little characterization or an interesting-looking model, I don’t think it should be s playable character in Mario kart. It’s a non-character. It’s like saying “the warp pipe is now a playable character in Mario kart”
I mean… have you never seen a Mario character name before? Also Cataquack rules.
But yea fuck how expensive modern games are.
Some of these feel like a reach tho. Like what kind of character is cheep cheep.
It’s the fish from Mario, it’s also in SM64
I should’ve been clearer, sorry. I know what a cheep cheep is, but there’s very little characterization or an interesting-looking model, I don’t think it should be s playable character in Mario kart. It’s a non-character. It’s like saying “the warp pipe is now a playable character in Mario kart”
Call yourself a leftist, but only monarchs like Princess Peach and King Koopa can be characters now, eh?
Piranha plant is now a playable character, to me that’s just barely one step above playable warp pipe.
Bro if you said “what if I could play as a warp pipe” to a Nintendo exec literal dollar signs would flash in their eyes.
Then they’d fire you, incept the idea into Shigeru Miyamoto, and he’d release Super Mario Wonder. Or Odyssey.
I would pick the pipe
Ok but I would play warp pipe
I like all the enemy goobers. Monty Mole is one of my favs.
Those are cool looking though! I really like dry bones… but the cheep cheep is meh