KurtVonnegut [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.netEnglish · 21 days agoYou, a dumb socialist: "Video games should be affordable." Me, an intelligent capitalist: "I LOVE PAYING $80 TO PLAY AS PEEPA, POKEY, STINGBY, CONKDOR, SWOOP, PARA-BIDDYBUD, AND COIN COFFER!"hexbear.netimagemessage-square40linkfedilinkarrow-up190arrow-down12file-text
arrow-up188arrow-down1imageYou, a dumb socialist: "Video games should be affordable." Me, an intelligent capitalist: "I LOVE PAYING $80 TO PLAY AS PEEPA, POKEY, STINGBY, CONKDOR, SWOOP, PARA-BIDDYBUD, AND COIN COFFER!"hexbear.netKurtVonnegut [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.netEnglish · 21 days agomessage-square40linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareBelieveRevolt [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·21 days agoPiranha plant is now a playable character, to me that’s just barely one step above playable warp pipe.
minus-squareSickos [they/them, it/its]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·edit-221 days agoBro if you said “what if I could play as a warp pipe” to a Nintendo exec literal dollar signs would flash in their eyes. Then they’d fire you, incept the idea into Shigeru Miyamoto, and he’d release Super Mario Wonder. Or Odyssey.
Piranha plant is now a playable character, to me that’s just barely one step above playable warp pipe.
Bro if you said “what if I could play as a warp pipe” to a Nintendo exec literal dollar signs would flash in their eyes.
Then they’d fire you, incept the idea into Shigeru Miyamoto, and he’d release Super Mario Wonder. Or Odyssey.
I would pick the pipe