Fibsh
“feet cold. feet really cold. feet damn cold”
I imagine it goes something like this…
Hur dur imma penguin.
I know the English name for myself.
I wonder how I can’t across this knowledge.
Hey there’s a sexy decapitated head.
sexy decapitated head
well actually it’s a decorporated head, since the head was removed from the bodyI don’t know what your emoji is doing, but I’m down with it!
:: tries to headpin and just falls down::
Oh it’s a ‘nerd’ emoji that’s adjusting its glasses, so I put it there to say my reply is really pedantic and nerdy
Oh, gotcha! Thanks for explaining it homie.
Noot Noot!some of them are thinking “slava ukraini”, some of them “please xi…”
“Then he waddled away, waddle waddle! Then he waddled away, waddle waddle waddle. Then he waddled away, waddle waddle, 'til the very next day! Bam bam bam bam bam baram!”
They’re thinking about their stock portfolios
“how the FUCK am i going to sell my manufactured good in the american market now???”
“i fucking love ice and cold stuff hell yea. Sliding around is so awesome”
Diplomacy. Warfare. Lines of succession. Keeping the church happy. Staving off the civil war that will inevitably see them assassinated.
Ya know, typical emperor stuff.
“I’m going to become famous for biting some computer geek”
Insert a clever joke about gentoo penguins here
choosing to interpret this as Linus once getting bit by a penguin being the origin story for the penguin becoming the icon of linux and will not be accepting any corrections
How the fuck does neymar do that with the soccer ball.
Reform and Opening Up
"Holy shit is that a denguin. Nice "
